You really think I’ve been bad this year? I feel misunderstood.

So, I kicked a guy in the balls with all my strength. You should’ve seen the big smile on his face when I did it! He was in total bliss! So, I took tens of thousands of dollars from my slaves. They wanted me to have it! It made them so happy to give it to me!

I think we could be here for a while debating my nobility, but maybe it’s time to turn to my usual method of persuasion. You’re so hardworking: why don’t you take a break and unwind a little? I know this is the most stressful time of year for you.

These curves are sweet enough alone to put me on the nice list. I want to be at the top of the list. I want to get the most luxurious presents. A powerful man like you, I think you can make it happen for me. You can give me what I want. You will give me what I want. I belong on the nice list.