You want to do it so badly. You fantasize about it all the time. What is it about a freshly squirted, steamy, chunky load of semen sliding its way down the back of your throat that makes your dick throb? No seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you? What kind of basement dwelling, crusty sock pile having, nasty neck beard kind of sh!t is that? If you want to, I can make you. I can do that right now. Get a bottle of strong drunkey liquid (banned word) and a shot glass so we can get this over with but just remember, you can never UN-eat your cum…