I’ve got a test to see if you’re a loser. I doesn’t involve questions. I figure it out in a different way.

But before we get to the test I’ve got a lot of things I want to talk about. I’m not going to hold back and it might make you want to have a little cry. I’ll talk about:

• How you look like (I know you fit into a one of a few groups based on the hundreds of photos and videos I’ve been sent)
• Why you subject yourself to being insulted and humiliated
• Your sexual problems
• What women look for in a man
• What women think of you
• What me and my friends say about you (dommes and vanilla friends)

After all that, we’ll do The Loser Test. By the way, if any of this hurts your feeling, I don’t care.