I thought we really hit it off after our first date, and I bring you back to my place for some naughty fun 😉 I pull off my top and I’m ready for you to pull out your dick… why are you hesitating? I go ahead and pull down your pants and I’m *shocked* to see how small your dick is! Oh my god, what can you even do with that? I’m brutally honest with how unhappy I am about the size of your penis, totally humiliating you. But I’m super horny and I’m going to get off, even without you, so I lean back on my bed and use my tiny bullet vibrator (oh sorry, does its size offend you?) to give myself two amazing orgasms. Aren’t you embarrassed that this teeny vibrator can please me better than your small cock can?