My little reindeer hasn’t been ballbusted in 8 months! So, best way to do it? While singing Me Christmas carols!! Let’s see how long the merry little songs can keep up with My stiletto boots smashing into his little bells. I ruthlessly knee him in the groin, and use My strong legs as body scissors after he falls to the ground from the pain of the kicks.
Merry Christmas, Rudolph the red-balled reindeer!